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Really? I suspect it will have something to do with him sleeping with someone powerful or rich or both, and definitely older than him, who probably introduced him to this world and messed with his mind in some way. Because they do seem to be going for that old "taming the bad boy" angle in this romance. For lack of a better word.

[ Yusukeark Kermodeagawa, here to rip into your favourite bad movies. And eat popcorn. ]

...

[ Um. To be fair, Akira, your boyfriend is now living here. Please sleep in the spare room. ]

When did you purchase a riding crop...?

[Elliot laughs] Haha, I think Yusuke has it on the money. And I'll add that the "bad boy" is actually soft deep down...because that's usually what happens.

[....]

Why did you purchase a riding crop...?

If I remember correctly, he was solicited by his aunt at a young age and it didn’t seem like he completely consented to it, but they don’t touch it ever again. [ oh my god guys i read enough of the book years ago and it’s becoming useful in a thread. ] But... For a bad boy, he seems tame to me.

[ Deviant? May be the better word... He doesn’t know. As they’ve said, the show is overall tame despite its draw with “erotica” bringing all the middle-aged women in. Gently, he taps his friends and boyfriend with the riding crop like he’s plahing duck, duck, goose. ]

Churchill Downs Riding School and Stables. [ And not an adult store, please. ] It’s just for this occasion.

[ Yes. Wait. Why are you exiling him so early???? He isn’t going to do anything in the house?! ]

... Oh, so it's quite creepy as well as poorly portrayed BDSM. [ He's eyeing the screen with a little distaste now. ] The way he's tied her arms doesn't look effective or comfortable, either. I wonder if they did any background research before producing this...

[ Lewd. Also, wow. Yusuke ducks a little to avoid being riding cropped. ]

I wasn't aware we were going all out for this evening.

Yeah, no kidding. [Why movie why] They probably didn't. And I'd say Christian is a bad boy...just not in the way the movie intends. Honestly, I find him pretty creepy.

[Elliot alas is not good at the ducking, so he gets tapped on the head and makes a little unhappy noise from it]

[... You all are the worst movie watchers, he's surmised, as Goro is very legitimately trying to watch this movie and Akira's playing duck duck goose. He is fine with this.]

As someone who does enjoy the bad boy trope, he's more like... a sociopathic asshole whose self-absorbed attitude should push everyone everyone away, and yet by plot necessity she's more than attracted to him by, yes, the thought of "saving" or "fixing" something broken, which is insulting itself. It falls in the same holes that the Dusk saga does, which is no surprise consider its ultimate origin, and yet... I can't help but be disappointed.

[They're not even bad in an entertaining way. Or new.]

About the movie, anyway. I'm quite alright with Akira's dedication, even if his outfit is lacking.

[ Akira is usually a good movie watcher?! But Yusuke is a big commenter and it’s infectious. He tries to get fox friend with the riding crop again since they can’t just have one man left behind. ]

A person isn’t the solution to someone’s problems. [ Life lessons, but now he’s stroking his chin as Morrigan comes closer to bat at the crop. ] Should I take out my crossdressing outfit?

[ WHAT DO Y’ALL THINK? He isn’t serious, by the way. ]

It does look like something a dom might wear.

[Innocently.]

Aha, well said Goro. [About Christian.] Said it better than I could.

[As for the dom outfit...well, he isn't into crossdressing really but...]

Well...it can't be any worse than what's on screen right now.

[SO YOU DO YOU AKIRA]

The easiest way is to not expect much from it in the first place, really. He was like this in the first film, and I'm sure he will be by the last one as well.

[ Um. Well. ]

If you are looking to fit in with the theme of the movie, then by all means.

[ ?! He was kidding, so he’s surprised by this reaction from all of them. It’s like betrayal if it weren’t for the fact he dug himself this hole. At first, he just. Stares at them until 1) someone says they’re joking or 2) it really sinks in. Unfortunately, it’s 2 today.

Then he idlely fiddles with the crop, nervous and unknowing. ]

Really?

[ MAKING SURE ]

[Goro is doing his best not to look like a smug bitch watching his very favorite person in the room get what's coming to him.]

Don't get shy now, Akira, as attractive a look as it is on you. Your charm comes from your foolhardy and unrelenting confidence.

[or the bluff of it]

Only if you're comfortable with it?

[ Akira... you!!? Suggested it?? ]

Especially when it comes to sitting down. Watching movies when uncomfortable in any situation is unpleasant.

[ He gently smacks Goro's face with the crop. You. Stop that. ]

It's not that it makes me uncomfortable...

[ He just didn't expect such a warm acceptance of his costume?? Not warm, per se. Just general acceptance as normalcy. ]

I was just surprised that no one objected.

Haha...well...

It's not exactly the strangest thing we've done together, so...

[What's there to get uppity about?]

Edited 2018-11-12 21:21 (UTC)

Elliot has a point. This is hardly the strangest thing we've ever done. You rewrote the whole book, after all.

[ Akiwa.... ]

[He's been hit..! Gently. But cruel, cruel Akiwa.]

Why would I ever object to seeing my boyfriend dress up?

[ No... Now that Goro has said that, he isn’t going to do it. It also earns a thwack as he’s getting grilled by his friends. ]

Rewriting is an overstatement. I only rewrote what very few and short scenes it has, then used the replace function on Word to change the pronouns and name.

[ ... ]

Oh, yeah, how did your boyfriends feel about BDSM?

[ Since they mentioned this last time. ]

[ Oh. ]

We only had the conversation recently. More about the restraining part than anything else.

[ Side note: Yusuke is wearing a big, cosy sweater with very long, over-the-hand style sleeves. Make of that what you will. ]

It was a positive conversation.

[Oh. Right.]

Eheh...

It was a strong no.

[Which by Eren's standards, means yelling off roof tops]

[AGAIN..? Goro frowns at the hit, but his expression becomes more quizzical when Akira asks the other two... that. One positive, one negative, everyone has their own tastes, but--]

Were you exempt from asking my thoughts for some reason, Akira?

[he??? was not asked??? he has thoughts on it though.]

[ OH BOY. He almost totally forgot somehow that his own boyfriend is here. There is a ton of regrets piling up as he squints at Goro, wondering how he can just circle around this and focus on the answers received.

Nope, there’s no way except death. ]

... I knew the answer already, I didn’t think I needed to ask?

[ Friends. Help. ]

[ Tonight is regret night for Akira. Yusuke looks between Akira, then Goro... the Akira again. ]

You were not curious to hear directly?

[ Interesting. ]

Communicating such things is important, Akira.

I agree with Yusuke.

I mean I figured Eren wouldn't be into it, but I still felt it was right to check instead of assume.

[THROWS AKIRA UNDER THE BUS]

[Wow. Not even Akira's friends will help him.

Goro's gonna take that riding crop from you, boyfriend, and lean back into the couch with his arms crossed.]

Thank you both. Now, I'd like to know what my answer would be, Akira. If you knew it so well already.

[He's not mad or even annoyed, he's just liking the shovel that goes with Akira today.]

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