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[fiddlestick]

Fuzzy ... wow.

[Considering she dates a cop, he felt like he really didn't want to know where she got that idea.]

W-Why does the color matter??

[maskreant]

[ That’s fine, but Akira hasn’t realized they may have both gotten laid on the same day. Uhmmm. ]

Black?

[fabrefactions]

Aesthetics are important it all things. For example, if they are yellow they would go poorly with both Akira and Akechi's complexions.

[ How to shamelessly talk about sexual things while removing the sexual aspect completely to focus on how the colour of them looks against the user's skin: the Yusuke Kitagawa story. ]

... But black seems fine, if a little predictable. [ Not as predictable as pink though. ] Was it a joke gift, or...?

[ It's going to be fun for both of them once they realise they did the do on the same day, what larks. ]

[fiddlestick]

T-They're fuzzy handcuffs Yusuke, I don't think they look good on anyone...

[That isn't the point of them?? But god of course Yusuke would be concerned with aesthetic to that amount of detail. ]

Um, she dates a cop so...m-maybe we shouldn't think too deeply on why she thought of them?

[maskreant]

Black matches everything at least.

[ Yusuke is a blessing and a curse at the same time. He has never thought about how cuffs should enhance their complexion. ]

Even if she’s dating a cop, she’s after my blood. It has to be gag gift? Why wouldn’t it—[ he regrets asking this question now. ]

[fabrefactions]

It is a very versatile shade, yes.

[ Well, now Akira gets to consider this very seriously. What a great day. ]

...

Perhaps she thinks it'll be something you'd enjoy using? Or perhaps she just enjoys embarrassing you. [ Or perhaps it's what she's into and she wants to spread the joy of handcuffs. WHO KNOWS. ]

[fiddlestick]

[ This is why Elliot said don't think too deeply....he tried to warn you.

But now here we are, in this insane rabbit hole. He clears his throat. ]

I-I mean, she's a phantom thief dating a cop, and you're a phantom thief dating a detective. So maybe... Um...something to bond over?

O-Or it's just a joke. It doesn't matter, right?

[maskreant]

It has to be she wants to embarrass me since this is a horrible way to bond... I did tell her to cuff Mako once to see if he likes it since he’s a cop? And offered to ask him if he’s into that for her.

[ Well. Now you know? This is getting bad... Akira is starting to get comfortable. UHMM. ]

I wouldn’t mind using them on Goro, actually.

[fabrefactions]

[ RIP Elliot, Yusuke has no shame so he's got no problem with this. ]

Oh... I wonder if she learned he was and wanted to offer you the opportunity. I suppose the restraint aspect and the shift in power is part of the appeal...?

[ Oh.

Right. ]

Perhaps you should ask him about it. He... may be quite open to these things. [ Like "big ol' dragon dildos on his credit card bill" open. ]

[fiddlestick]

Ohhh, that could've been it. [What Akira said anyway about the joke]

Aha...yeah. If you feel that way, there's nothing wrong with asking.

[maskreant]

I'll definitely ask.

[ No, he probably won't. They're just going to somehow appear on Goro's wrists out of nowhere because Akira is the way he is.

He squints at Yusuke for both things... ]

Do you know something, Yusuke?

[ That Pause gave it away. ]

[fabrefactions]

[ Ah.

Hm. ]

Well... with all the backlogged mail coming through, I may have ... come across some things that Akechi ordered.

[ .... As in "fell from the sky and imploded sex toys from the box at him" come across. ]

[maskreant]

Go on?

[ WHY ARE YOU SO DEVASTATED. Akira is smiling like normal, if not very curious. ]

[fabrefactions]

...

[ Maybe he's traumatised, Akira?? Give him a moment? ]

... Have you heard of a website named "bad dragon"? I had not. But now I am... aware.

[fiddlestick]

Bad...

[his eyes widen. Yes. Yes he has heard of this company through the wonders of internet forums]


Ohhh boy.

[maskreant]

Yeah, I have.

[ And Akira falls silent because he's scheming... Y'all probably know this look already—it isn't at all mad or angered, but instead devious.

Prepare Goro's gravestone. ]

[fabrefactions]

[ Oh dear. That is absolutely a scheming face. ]

I was probably not supposed to tell you that.

For my sake at least, go easy on him. He will know I let it slip and I do not wish to suffer.

[fiddlestick]

[ Yeah that is for sure his scheming face ]

H-Huh?

[...]

Wait, are you saying he ordered from that site without Akira knowing...?

[Why would you do that????]

I'm gonna regret this, but did you...see? What he ordered?

[fabrefactions]

I'm fairly sure he does not need permission to order things...

[ Curiosity is the word of the month, Elliot. It killed the pancake lover. ]

The box dropped in front of me and a number of things... flew out. So yes. [ And that's all you're getting. ]

[maskreant]

[ And then there's Akira... ]

What's worse: having those toys used on you or walking into someone else using them on your bed.

[ By the way, he also agrees that Goro doesn't need his permission to buy toys. ]

[fiddlestick]

[He clicks his tongue]

It's not about permission. It's about communication. Bad Dragon's not...cheap. So you should talk to your partner about what they're open to before you waste that kinda money.

[It's not a strange concept??? Communication is good??

He looks over at Akira.]

- Whaaaat?

[fabrefactions]

... You... know a surprising amount about this company, Elliot.

[ Did you want to share with the class?

...

UM. ]

That's an odd question. In the case of the two of you, perhaps sharing the experience is the better option...?

[maskreant]

It would, but I would want to tease him a bit.

[ Elliot, if you think you're safe, you're wrong. Akira just needs an answer for this question first. He has Vengeance to take because someone decided to hide their wounds from him. ]

It's not us, so pick one or the other.

[ A LIE, BUT. He's back to his normal, even sheepish, look... All a facade. ]

[fiddlestick]

I-I've never ordered from them! It'd just come up a lot in music forums.

[ Gay teenage band members be thirsty. He squirms a little, unsure about answering this question]

Um....the latter...?

[fabrefactions]

I suppose there is a connection between music and... this somewhere, but I don't really see it.

[ Hmm. Yusuke is not answering this question. He has done his time. ]